Hey "Lord Red." Long time no talk. It's your old pal, Heather B, from the days of high school and yore. I had to set up a damn blog to get this message to you--you should be flattered. I don't like to make myself so accessible. The reason I've taken such drastic measures is that I need your address to invite you to the high school reunion in August, which I know you're extremely excited about. Time to buy more hair gel, I guess...he-he...can you email or...blog me?
I
am flattered that you would go through so much trouble. Alternatively you could have clicked the "Contact Red" link on the left side of this web site to find my information.
Click here to see my contact information.Hopefully you'll notice this response because I don't see an alternate way to respond to you. Send me an email.
And it's been a long time. I hope you're doing great!
I know...I didn't want to put my email address up there, so I figured I'd just check back. I will definitely email you. I'm at work and doing this on the d.l., so didn't get to look around the site too much. I'll email you as soon as I can! You appear to be doing well, by they by. But maybe you're just faking it.
I hope so too!
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It's not your place to hope, punk. Go back to your hole.